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She's on the job but not actually on the job, because it takes work to pull off an thirty-million dollar heist. Surveillance can be booooooooring sometimes but that doesn't mean it's not important, and being the sidekick means getting stuck with the crap jobs. Plus, practice makes perfect and Steph intends to be perfect.

But hour three into the stake-out of the warehouse where Pizulli's goons are holding the platinum and Stray's getting bored. The guard pattern was easy enough to learn and the fancy binoculars means she's got a good look at what the security measures inside look like. Now it's just a waiting game to see if anything changes and finding ways to amuse herself.

"Oh, Perry, you know I love you but I also love football," Guard A says to Guard B, or so Steph says in a deep voice as she watches them from a rooftop two blocks away. "My greatest dream has been to be a professional mascot and you can't stand in my way."

It's going to be a long night.